Stolen from Norisadh, who in turn stole it from someone else, so that makes everything alright.

Years roleplaying:
Hm... I suppose it'd be since I was... Oh, gee, maybe 11? Maybe 10. I dunno; a long time. Let's say 8 years, 'cause that sounds longest.
Male or female characters?:
Male. Female characters... Meh, I find them annoying.

Oldest character played?:
Like, what, age-wise? Uh... Kurok, I guess.

Longest character played?:
Raettonus. He's still my favourite.

Newest character?:
...a Dorumon, if that counts; if not, then Saelh.

Which character of yours would be most likely to...

Jump off a bridge?: Brecan; because he's not bright, AND because he can fly.
Get drunk and pass out?: Uh... Pike Desoto; he seems like a bit of a light weight anyway.
Kill somebody in a very unorthodox way?: ...unorthodox? I dunno what the orthodox way to kill someone is, so... Kirash. He seems like he has all sorts of nasty ways for you to die.
Be far too hyper for their own good?: Sykrahmyr.
Be raped?: Nygrim, probably.
Get lost and refuse to ask for directions?: Raettonus.
Get lung cancer?: ...also Raettonus. He's had centuries of breathing in smoke and the air of foreign worlds, so....
Star in a horror movie?: ...Brecan. As the monster.
Star in a whore movie: Kimohr Raulinn. He's a slut.
Star in a video game?: Rhylkyn. There's just something adventurous about him that makes me think he'd be the most interesting video game character.
Make the world a better place?: Lhortae Vynndha; he can't stop helping people.
Have a torrid gay love affair?: ...Oh, plenty of my characters. ...but I'll say Raettonus here.

Relate each word to a character of yours:

Love: Sir Slade
Hate: Daebrish
Money: Kimohr Raulinn
Seduction: ...also Kimohr Raulinn
Lies: Sythe
Tragedy: Raettonus
Manipulation: Kimohr Raulinn.
Violence: Raettonus.
Politics: Arkurius
Fire: Raettonus.
Ice: Shidan, on account he's the Guardian of the Icy Wastelands.

Would you ever...
Play a prostitute? Sure, why not?
Play a musician?: Saelh's a musician! ...kinda.
Play a pilot?: ...I'm not opposed to it, but I don't generally have anything to pilot.
Play a homosexual?: Certainly. In fact, I have several times.
Play a pedophile?: Sure.
Play a politician?: I've played some kings, so I think that counts...
Create a character for the sole purpose of smut?: Nope.
Play a character who commits incest?: Uh... Well, if it's for the sake of plot or something, I guess...