It seems to me I don't post enough happy things on this journal. It's always depressed and disillusioned ranting. And, honestly, no one cares about all that--it's a real downer. So I'mma post something happier. Here I go.

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...uh... Well... Oh! I know--my birthday was about a week back. That's good times. I'm 18 now, which means I can play the lotto and submit to contracts. On the down side, I can no longer assult people and get off with just a slap on the wrist.

Unless I cry and wear a low cut shirt. I mean, I'm still a girl, so...

...we had cake on my birthday from a local bakery. It was orgasmic. But way too rich. I had to go to play practice afterwards and I was severely feeling like I was about to vomit chocolate-and-raspberry every where and all about.

I've got a sore throat now. It kinda sucks. My lungs are filled with phlegm. Also sucks. Makes it hard to swallow. But, on the plus side, tomorrow I might be getting a sewing machine. This is great news, because I severely love sewing costumes and severely hate doing it by hand.

...have I described the Harley Quinn fiasco on here, what happened on Halloween? I don't think I have, so it went a little something like this: I sewed a suit entirely by hand. It was satin. My ass got bigger in the months it took me. I spent Halloween with my ass hanging out of said suit.

I'm just glad the crotch didn't rip out.

I saw Watchmen, midnight showing. My advice to you: see it.

However, there are somethings about it I didn't like... (Spoilers follow.)

First off, the end. There was no squid, no enginered alien. Just a pseudo-Dr. M light-show. Ridiculous. There's no way that would stop Russia and America from fighting. As a matter of fact, I'm inclined to believe that Russia would be more agressive if America lost its walking superweapon, only to have that weapon turn on them, as well as on the rest of the world.

Bubastis was in it. No reason, either, or explanation of her. If there's no genetically modified alien, why bother with the lynx? Hmm? She's just... there.

Also, Laurie didn't smoke. Small thing, I know, but it pissed me off a little.

Hollis Mason didn't die. Rorschach still died--but Dan saw it.

Hurm. Nothing else comes to mind that pissed me off. Which is... an acheivement. I think they did the best anyone could hope for with this movie. I know the exec.s were probably down Zach's throat on a lot of this, and all he had to point to was the Dark Knight's success. I mean, in order to make a Watchmen exactly like the book, you'd have to... have already had a Watchmen come out to be able to point to it and say, "See, people DID see the movie, despite all of this!"

Stolen from Norisadh, who in turn stole it from someone else, so that makes everything alright.

Years roleplaying:
Hm... I suppose it'd be since I was... Oh, gee, maybe 11? Maybe 10. I dunno; a long time. Let's say 8 years, 'cause that sounds longest.
Male or female characters?:
Male. Female characters... Meh, I find them annoying.

Oldest character played?:
Like, what, age-wise? Uh... Kurok, I guess.

Longest character played?:
Raettonus. He's still my favourite.

Newest character?:
...a Dorumon, if that counts; if not, then Saelh.

Which character of yours would be most likely to...

Jump off a bridge?: Brecan; because he's not bright, AND because he can fly.
Get drunk and pass out?: Uh... Pike Desoto; he seems like a bit of a light weight anyway.
Kill somebody in a very unorthodox way?: ...unorthodox? I dunno what the orthodox way to kill someone is, so... Kirash. He seems like he has all sorts of nasty ways for you to die.
Be far too hyper for their own good?: Sykrahmyr.
Be raped?: Nygrim, probably.
Get lost and refuse to ask for directions?: Raettonus.
Get lung cancer?: ...also Raettonus. He's had centuries of breathing in smoke and the air of foreign worlds, so....
Star in a horror movie?: ...Brecan. As the monster.
Star in a whore movie: Kimohr Raulinn. He's a slut.
Star in a video game?: Rhylkyn. There's just something adventurous about him that makes me think he'd be the most interesting video game character.
Make the world a better place?: Lhortae Vynndha; he can't stop helping people.
Have a torrid gay love affair?: ...Oh, plenty of my characters. ...but I'll say Raettonus here.

Relate each word to a character of yours:

Love: Sir Slade
Hate: Daebrish
Money: Kimohr Raulinn
Seduction: ...also Kimohr Raulinn
Lies: Sythe
Tragedy: Raettonus
Manipulation: Kimohr Raulinn.
Violence: Raettonus.
Politics: Arkurius
Fire: Raettonus.
Ice: Shidan, on account he's the Guardian of the Icy Wastelands.

Would you ever...
Play a prostitute? Sure, why not?
Play a musician?: Saelh's a musician! ...kinda.
Play a pilot?: ...I'm not opposed to it, but I don't generally have anything to pilot.
Play a homosexual?: Certainly. In fact, I have several times.
Play a pedophile?: Sure.
Play a politician?: I've played some kings, so I think that counts...
Create a character for the sole purpose of smut?: Nope.
Play a character who commits incest?: Uh... Well, if it's for the sake of plot or something, I guess...

Stolen from Norisadh, who in turn stole it from someone else, so that makes everything alright.

Years roleplaying:
Hm... I suppose it'd be since I was... Oh, gee, maybe 11? Maybe 10. I dunno; a long time. Let's say 8 years, 'cause that sounds longest.
Male or female characters?:
Male. Female characters... Meh, I find them annoying.

Oldest character played?:
Like, what, age-wise? Uh... Kurok, I guess.

Longest character played?:
Raettonus. He's still my favourite.

Newest character?:
...a Dorumon, if that counts; if not, then Saelh.

Which character of yours would be most likely to...

Jump off a bridge?: Brecan; because he's not bright, AND because he can fly.
Get drunk and pass out?: Uh... Pike Desoto; he seems like a bit of a light weight anyway.
Kill somebody in a very unorthodox way?: ...unorthodox? I dunno what the orthodox way to kill someone is, so... Kirash. He seems like he has all sorts of nasty ways for you to die.
Be far too hyper for their own good?: Sykrahmyr.
Be raped?: Nygrim, probably.
Get lost and refuse to ask for directions?: Raettonus.
Get lung cancer?: ...also Raettonus. He's had centuries of breathing in smoke and the air of foreign worlds, so....
Star in a horror movie?: ...Brecan. As the monster.
Star in a whore movie: Kimohr Raulinn. He's a slut.
Star in a video game?: Rhylkyn. There's just something adventurous about him that makes me think he'd be the most interesting video game character.
Make the world a better place?: Lhortae Vynndha; he can't stop helping people.
Have a torrid gay love affair?: ...Oh, plenty of my characters. ...but I'll say Raettonus here.

Relate each word to a character of yours:

Love: Sir Slade
Hate: Daebrish
Money: Kimohr Raulinn
Seduction: ...also Kimohr Raulinn
Lies: Sythe
Tragedy: Raettonus
Manipulation: Kimohr Raulinn.
Violence: Raettonus.
Politics: Arkurius
Fire: Raettonus.
Ice: Shidan, on account he's the Guardian of the Icy Wastelands.

Would you ever...
Play a prostitute? Sure, why not?
Play a musician?: Saelh's a musician! ...kinda.
Play a pilot?: ...I'm not opposed to it, but I don't generally have anything to pilot.
Play a homosexual?: Certainly. In fact, I have several times.
Play a pedophile?: Sure.
Play a politician?: I've played some kings, so I think that counts...
Create a character for the sole purpose of smut?: Nope.
Play a character who commits incest?: Uh... Well, if it's for the sake of plot or something, I guess...

Well, I drew a sub-par Jaguar some time back. Today I looked at it and it seems to have been favourited by The Big Cats Club. Cool, I think to myself. Then I went and looked through their favourites.

And my picture was pretty much the worst one I saw.

So now I feel ashamed, abashed, chagrined and sheepish.

I suck so much.